Scram #9 featured cover art by Margaret Griffis, plus Chad and Jeremy on L.S.D., ham acting, Burning Man, Girl Group Battle Royale: The Shangri-Las vs. The Goodees, The Jacobites, bad television, Scott Miller of Game Theory and The Loud Family’s favorite embarrassing records, Peter Geiberger explaining how to be a badass, Dusty Springfield obituary and more.